So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14826. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 76.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14827. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.81 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
| 14828. | (shaun022) | 76.81 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 14829. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 76.81 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14830. | Colton (choksbergen) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 14831. | Silver (vuppi3) | 76.81 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14832. | Daniel (danielrice) | 76.81 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 14833. | Rasmus (maziger) | 76.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14834. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 76.80 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
| 14835. | Yoav (yoava333) | 76.80 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
| 14836. | learner (learner89) | 76.80 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 14837. | Justin (justintam556) | 76.79 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14838. | Enuma (enuma) | 76.79 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 14839. | Jessica (jessicah) | 76.79 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 14840. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 76.79 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 14841. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 76.79 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 14842. | Hai (haiphan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 14843. | shuno (aethro) | 76.78 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 14844. | johnny (treeawsome) | 76.78 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 14845. | Tom (tom_burrows101) | 76.78 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14846. | Will (theth3rdwillttv) | 76.78 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 14847. | Luciano (phoenix) | 76.78 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 14848. | Desiree (desireemae95) | 76.77 | 89% | 2016-01-31 |
| 14849. | Sarvjot (sarvjot42) | 76.77 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 14850. | mEdmOd (medmod) | 76.77 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 14851. | Trishu (trishu) | 76.77 | 96.4% | 2023-06-27 |
| 14852. | Jay (jayf) | 76.77 | 94% | 2013-01-08 |
| 14853. | Anton (pokgai) | 76.77 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14854. | Eden (edenthompson) | 76.77 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 14855. | Yi-Hsiu (yyhsiu) | 76.77 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |