The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9245. | b0ss pls (zdawg420) | 90.39 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 9246. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 90.39 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 9247. | J jj (4ngel4) | 90.38 | 95.6% | 2024-10-24 |
| 9248. | ixrer (ixrer) | 90.38 | 97% | 2024-08-30 |
| 9249. | Will (lliwbetas) | 90.38 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9250. | Michael (mwormley) | 90.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9251. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 90.38 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 9252. | Tyler (tythal) | 90.38 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9253. | Jerry (sylvos) | 90.38 | 91% | 2013-11-12 |
| 9254. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 90.37 | 97.9% | 2025-02-27 |
| 9255. | Johnson (johnson_2005) | 90.37 | 99% | 2024-02-23 |
| 9256. | maplenoodle (maplenoodle) | 90.37 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9257. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 90.37 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9258. | ken (shushgore) | 90.36 | 97% | 2025-02-19 |
| 9259. | LEntless (lentless) | 90.36 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 9260. | Jack (jackross) | 90.36 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 9261. | BadPaddy (badpaddy) | 90.35 | 98.1% | 2025-03-06 |
| 9262. | nate (saberxbro) | 90.35 | 98% | 2017-02-08 |
| 9263. | Potato (p0tat0fri3s) | 90.35 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9264. | Psychism (psychism) | 90.35 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 9265. | gabril (gabril) | 90.35 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9266. | 949 (bkwak11) | 90.35 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9267. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 90.35 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9268. | Phocks (phocks) | 90.35 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9269. | Josephus (josephus) | 90.35 | 94% | 2014-09-28 |
| 9270. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 90.35 | 95% | 2014-08-07 |
| 9271. | Tom (brionel) | 90.35 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 9272. | MantisTyping (mantistyping) | 90.34 | 94.6% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9273. | aa (mukhtoyo) | 90.34 | 91% | 2013-01-31 |
| 9274. | Bern (berntheseal) | 90.33 | 97.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |