The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6883. | Marc (marcaboveall) | 96.59 | 92% | 2016-01-31 |
| 6884. | Oli (oli94) | 96.58 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 6885. | swaggin (shuutori) | 96.57 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 6886. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 96.56 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 6887. | rob (btwice) | 96.56 | 98% | 2015-01-24 |
| 6888. | craw (clamchowderco) | 96.56 | 97.1% | 2023-07-04 |
| 6889. | Justin (jtamwaffle) | 96.56 | 98% | 2017-03-20 |
| 6890. | Hanna (imthelimit93) | 96.55 | 97% | 2014-05-06 |
| 6891. | carlos (carlit0) | 96.54 | 99% | 2020-06-17 |
| 6892. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 96.54 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6893. | Mel (smelons) | 96.54 | 99% | 2017-11-30 |
| 6894. | Mike (tajjada) | 96.53 | 96% | 2014-06-03 |
| 6895. | Mitch (kortonx3@gmail.com) | 96.52 | 96% | 2013-03-26 |
| 6896. | e (stalker_lady) | 96.51 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 6897. | Vincent (afkalltim) | 96.51 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6898. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.51 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 6899. | pooptea (momochki) | 96.50 | 98% | 2017-04-14 |
| 6900. | Gurishi Gobura (allanlmao1) | 96.50 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6901. | Mitchell (mitch312) | 96.50 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 6902. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-11-21 |
| 6903. | ♠ASDF♠ ✠ (pathfinder14) | 96.50 | 98% | 2014-11-27 |
| 6904. | liam (liom101) | 96.49 | 94% | 2017-03-17 |
| 6905. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 96.49 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 6906. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 96.49 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 6907. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 96.49 | 99% | 2015-09-15 |
| 6908. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.48 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 6909. | Vic (tvis) | 96.48 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 6910. | Jae-Kyung (jksim11) | 96.48 | 89% | 2015-10-22 |
| 6911. | Pan (masmas) | 96.48 | 98% | 2012-07-30 |
| 6912. | Navigator (navigator23) | 96.47 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |