And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4560. | Liwamster (liwamster15) | 113.55 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4561. | (oturan11) | 113.54 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4562. | Nick (mashingbackspace) | 113.54 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 4563. | (roboticies) | 113.54 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 4564. | (ujederdhesi) | 113.54 | 97% | 2013-05-31 |
| 4565. | (mpdx44) | 113.52 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4566. | (alninio) | 113.52 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 4567. | (shwegdow) | 113.52 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4568. | (mq1993) | 113.52 | 94% | 2013-07-19 |
| 4569. | (abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2) | 113.52 | 98% | 2014-06-27 |
| 4570. | (marydish) | 113.51 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4571. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 113.51 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4572. | (idler) | 113.51 | 97% | 2011-10-26 |
| 4573. | (distajo) | 113.51 | 98% | 2011-11-27 |
| 4574. | Nullstar (nullstar) | 113.50 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4575. | (hirundinidae) | 113.50 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4576. | (phlegmatic) | 113.49 | 100% | 2015-02-10 |
| 4577. | (lologramz) | 113.49 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 4578. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 113.48 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4579. | (simplynomnom) | 113.48 | 96% | 2015-03-12 |
| 4580. | (psyhackological) | 113.46 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 4581. | S (leamas) | 113.46 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 4582. | Cowcaine (gingfreecss2) | 113.46 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4583. | (cornelius_d_funk) | 113.46 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 4584. | Carl (carl_) | 113.46 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| 4585. | (important) | 113.45 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 4586. | (jmichael23) | 113.44 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 4587. | (awsdigi) | 113.44 | 95% | 2013-01-29 |
| 4588. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 113.43 | 100% | 2019-03-25 |
| 4589. | (onionkreb) | 113.43 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |