Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1204. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.83 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1205. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 90.79 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1206. | Olly (ollllllllllllllllllll... | 90.78 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 1207. | James (blackavar) | 90.73 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1208. | Captain (bobispro2) | 90.73 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1209. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 90.70 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1210. | Madison (mnbutler) | 90.70 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1211. | Morris (h0nny) | 90.66 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1212. | Mylow (mylow) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1213. | Salmon (pillowend) | 90.62 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1214. | Oli (oli94) | 90.59 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 1215. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 90.58 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1216. | l502x (l502x) | 90.55 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1217. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 90.54 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| 1218. | Cory (corycor) | 90.53 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1219. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 90.53 | 98% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1220. | Paul (phlap) | 90.49 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1221. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 90.48 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1222. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1223. | Kristian (kristiann23) | 90.44 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1224. | Keegan (klav) | 90.43 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1225. | Dale (butteronbread) | 90.42 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1226. | Ethan (user1567) | 90.41 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1227. | Jane (janeshepard) | 90.40 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1228. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 90.40 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1229. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1230. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 90.32 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1231. | Dyl (dbambino) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1232. | Jacob (jl99) | 90.29 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1233. | still walking (renzlor) | 90.28 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |