As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8867. | echovl (echovl) | 86.83 | 98% | 2024-06-27 |
| 8868. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 86.83 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8869. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8870. | James (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 8871. | Micky (gelwg2) | 86.82 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 8872. | Melodious Mel (melodiousmel) | 86.82 | 98.4% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8873. | Ian (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8874. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 8875. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8876. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8877. | Daylen (nullspace) | 86.82 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8878. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 86.82 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8879. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 86.81 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 8880. | Michael (javamorris) | 86.81 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 8881. | ohayou (ohayou) | 86.81 | 92% | 2015-05-16 |
| 8882. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8883. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 86.80 | 95% | 2025-07-31 |
| 8884. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 8885. | Paul (phlap) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 8886. | Lulu (lulu_latte) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 8887. | Markus (mkh90) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 8888. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8889. | Jacob (peterjacob) | 86.79 | 97.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8890. | つき (tsuki24) | 86.79 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8891. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8892. | Porky (porkyyy) | 86.79 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 8893. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8894. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 8895. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8896. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |