Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8966. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 88.11 | 97.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 8967. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.11 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 8968. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 88.11 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 8969. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 88.11 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8970. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 8971. | Stuart (crazystu) | 88.11 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 8972. | MJ (koestemk) | 88.11 | 98% | 2013-12-17 |
| 8973. | Jacob (diggus) | 88.10 | 90% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8974. | jack18 (jack18) | 88.10 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8975. | Alexander (jopler) | 88.09 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 8976. | Ashlie (ashlie_marie) | 88.09 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 8977. | Jon Clarence (jclh127) | 88.09 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8978. | Lyle (lyleraboy) | 88.09 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 8979. | A (dabzd) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8980. | john (sharks445) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 8981. | Lack (lackhammer) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8982. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 88.07 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 8983. | Haiiro (505_known) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8984. | Nick (wisnick) | 88.07 | 96.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8985. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 88.07 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 8986. | jason (thatsniceman) | 88.07 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8987. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 88.07 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 8988. | Phip (phipz) | 88.07 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 8989. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 88.06 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| 8990. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.06 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8991. | David (layvos) | 88.06 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 8992. | Evan (evan1167) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 8993. | lemon (ilka) | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8994. | Gay (fujikage999) | 88.06 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8995. | plants (_plants) | 88.05 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |