The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8833. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 91.52 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 8834. | Trevor (beckhams) | 91.51 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 8835. | Miguel (mremperus) | 91.51 | 89% | 2012-02-23 |
| 8836. | Alex. (forger) | 91.51 | 96% | 2014-06-26 |
| 8837. | Jett (jettaemin) | 91.50 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8838. | Chris (stone500) | 91.50 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
| 8839. | Sarah (sirbubbydeloncre) | 91.50 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 8840. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 91.49 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8841. | Warren (berkshire) | 91.49 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 8842. | Somebody (somebody) | 91.49 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 8843. | Xul (xul1) | 91.49 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 8844. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 91.49 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 8845. | Sid (pokecrater1) | 91.48 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8846. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 91.48 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 8847. | Chris (nasageek) | 91.48 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 8848. | Jerry (jub3r7) | 91.48 | 91% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8849. | Jerry (jcharum) | 91.47 | 98% | 2012-01-22 |
| 8850. | Mar (xmar) | 91.47 | 95% | 2017-01-08 |
| 8851. | Anguu (anguubeef) | 91.47 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8852. | eric (eric8) | 91.47 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 8853. | Andrew (dewdew7) | 91.47 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 8854. | Gus (v1per41) | 91.47 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8855. | Sudip (donda) | 91.47 | 97.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8856. | Memat (memat) | 91.47 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8857. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 91.47 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8858. | umaibou (umaibou) | 91.47 | 97% | 2013-06-21 |
| 8859. | Ted (hh535) | 91.47 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8860. | Tony (potential) | 91.47 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 8861. | Max (philosophynerd) | 91.47 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 8862. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 91.47 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |