So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33796. | Lauren (laurenpenman) | 44.98 | 93% | 2020-06-17 |
| 33797. | dk (thehurpydurpyturtle) | 44.98 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
| 33798. | nik (nikos12) | 44.98 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 33799. | Shalz (shalzin) | 44.97 | 94% | 2023-05-28 |
| 33800. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 44.97 | 95.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 33801. | Temir (timchis_13) | 44.97 | 93% | 2020-08-19 |
| 33802. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 44.97 | 91.5% | 2023-05-21 |
| 33803. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 44.97 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 33804. | love.. (ssagar) | 44.97 | 88% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33805. | sami (samim) | 44.97 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 33806. | thuy (kemu) | 44.96 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 33807. | Kayleigh (kayleigh_denise) | 44.96 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 33808. | User_die (user_die9098) | 44.95 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 33809. | rodaina (rodaina) | 44.95 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33810. | Robin (roboun) | 44.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 33811. | kiran (kiranbagar) | 44.95 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 33812. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 44.94 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 33813. | Philip (philip30) | 44.94 | 88% | 2011-10-29 |
| 33814. | vrushabh (thevrushabh) | 44.94 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 33815. | Edward (ottr) | 44.94 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 33816. | Jinn Jinn (itsmemani) | 44.93 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 33817. | Phuc (teddypeter) | 44.93 | 92% | 2015-02-05 |
| 33818. | raim (raimmillion) | 44.92 | 92% | 2022-07-24 |
| 33819. | Void (void_24) | 44.92 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 33820. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 44.92 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 33821. | Tanner (ayruo) | 44.92 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 33822. | Fernando (dino_gp) | 44.91 | 93% | 2023-03-31 |
| 33823. | Shoaib (shoaibesam) | 44.91 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 33824. | skimask (sk1mask) | 44.91 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 33825. | Moe (habibiv2) | 44.91 | 93.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |