So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8855. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 87.72 | 94% | 2012-07-12 |
| 8856. | (cheese0r) | 87.72 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8857. | (keiradawn) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8858. | (klaussolar) | 87.71 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 8859. | (nob0dy) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8860. | (rubbisheap) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-07-28 |
| 8861. | (jmpayne) | 87.71 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 8862. | (im_a_chicken) | 87.71 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 8863. | (chriisadam) | 87.71 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8864. | (wizxon) | 87.70 | 89% | 2013-02-15 |
| 8865. | (epicdegree) | 87.70 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 8866. | (superpepino) | 87.70 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 8867. | (toxicpig) | 87.70 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
| 8868. | (deathnoteaccuracy) | 87.70 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| 8869. | Tmo (zvblast) | 87.69 | 95% | 2013-06-10 |
| 8870. | (mermaid_ariel) | 87.69 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 8871. | na (nanaracer) | 87.68 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8872. | keke (hpchco) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8873. | (roman736) | 87.68 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 8874. | (philerd) | 87.68 | 91% | 2015-11-11 |
| 8875. | (generics) | 87.68 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| 8876. | (speeddemon623) | 87.67 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8877. | (rycod) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8878. | (malformant) | 87.67 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8879. | (ramengordon) | 87.67 | 88% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8880. | (hexsymple) | 87.66 | 95% | 2015-01-27 |
| 8881. | (polaricecaps) | 87.66 | 97.4% | 2023-09-14 |
| 8882. | Tedd (themaguffin) | 87.66 | 98% | 2013-03-03 |
| 8883. | (bevo) | 87.66 | 98% | 2013-05-10 |
| 8884. | (zane404) | 87.65 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |