The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8826. | mimikyu (ela6ue) | 91.41 | 96% | 2025-06-29 |
| 8827. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 91.41 | 96.9% | 2024-09-27 |
| 8828. | random (orangejuice123) | 91.40 | 97% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8829. | Ketchup (kamr) | 91.40 | 96.4% | 2024-05-16 |
| 8830. | Ville (vlumi) | 91.40 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 8831. | Peter (duhburry) | 91.40 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 8832. | FREE Palestine (stilllobste... | 91.40 | 97.8% | 2023-11-23 |
| 8833. | Popescu (gioto) | 91.40 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 8834. | Rajat (rajatkhanduja) | 91.40 | 95% | 2012-12-31 |
| 8835. | mibby (drspock4ever) | 91.40 | 99% | 2011-12-24 |
| 8836. | Sujith (ssujithrraj) | 91.40 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 8837. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 91.40 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 8838. | Sam (crapslock) | 91.39 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 8839. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 91.39 | 95% | 2025-05-28 |
| 8840. | sph (izst) | 91.39 | 93% | 2012-12-02 |
| 8841. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 91.39 | 98% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8842. | Phillip (philderp) | 91.38 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 8843. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 91.38 | 98% | 2026-02-28 |
| 8844. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 91.38 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8845. | Phil (pliao39) | 91.38 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 8846. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 8847. | MIttens (socerkid_02) | 91.38 | 91% | 2015-05-23 |
| 8848. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 91.37 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8849. | Jackipoo (jackipoo) | 91.37 | 98% | 2025-01-16 |
| 8850. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 91.37 | 98% | 2013-11-23 |
| 8851. | Evan (evari) | 91.37 | 97% | 2026-02-04 |
| 8852. | C (glnito) | 91.37 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 8853. | Kyle (kpul) | 91.37 | 97% | 2013-04-09 |
| 8854. | Rami (nub_paws) | 91.37 | 97.4% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8855. | Clarie (oceanicat) | 91.36 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |