When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5097. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 97.44 | 97% | 2025-11-18 |
| 5098. | Yadira (yadirairiz) | 97.43 | 96% | 2026-04-28 |
| 5099. | Herbie (hjrand1005) | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5100. | Munchy (munchy12) | 97.42 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5101. | SofleV2Practice (soflev2pra... | 97.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5102. | John (john62180) | 97.41 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 5103. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 97.41 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5104. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 97.41 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| 5105. | Buppy (buppy212) | 97.40 | 97.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 5106. | Eric (ec052002) | 97.40 | 98% | 2025-04-10 |
| 5107. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 97.40 | 95.5% | 2025-01-22 |
| 5108. | Adrianna (dri_dri_) | 97.40 | 98.5% | 2023-06-02 |
| 5109. | Felix (promeneraren) | 97.40 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5110. | michael (banane_1) | 97.40 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5111. | cheer (charliewi) | 97.39 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5112. | Mihir (mihir263) | 97.39 | 100% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5113. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 97.38 | 97.5% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5114. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 97.38 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 5115. | F5 (phf5) | 97.38 | 98.5% | 2023-11-17 |
| 5116. | leodore (rxalityy) | 97.38 | 93% | 2017-04-27 |
| 5117. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 97.37 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 5118. | Lundun (lundun) | 97.36 | 98% | 2026-01-17 |
| 5119. | David (dungeonsiege) | 97.36 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 5120. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 97.34 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 5121. | Sadie (satchelpage) | 97.34 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 5122. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 97.33 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 5123. | Christian (pheonican77) | 97.33 | 97% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5124. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 97.33 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5125. | Charles (charleyboo) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5126. | primo (prim013) | 97.33 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |