So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16053. | BoonTheMoonKoon (boonthemoo... | 74.65 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 16054. | Merringue (merringue) | 74.65 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 16055. | ninja (ninja_op) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16056. | Lukas (lukaraujo) | 74.65 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16057. | Topher (cjp0605) | 74.65 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 16058. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 74.64 | 98.5% | 2023-06-22 |
| 16059. | None (maltese) | 74.64 | 97% | 2013-02-01 |
| 16060. | Steve (hollasch) | 74.63 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16061. | Chris (fuwasaki) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16062. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 74.63 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16063. | darren (duhmayo) | 74.63 | 85% | 2013-02-02 |
| 16064. | Lee (waw_alban) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16065. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 74.62 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 16066. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 16067. | Ken (kcbrill) | 74.62 | 98% | 2017-02-07 |
| 16068. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 74.62 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 16069. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 74.61 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 16070. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 74.61 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 16071. | Julian (rocky_succ) | 74.61 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16072. | Jad (jadooda) | 74.61 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 16073. | Sinan (phenomly) | 74.61 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 16074. | Heusen (abent14) | 74.61 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 16075. | Sheldon (shelbirm) | 74.61 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 16076. | Csabo (csabo85) | 74.61 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 16077. | levi (leviathan_307) | 74.60 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 16078. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 74.60 | 96.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16079. | Austin (au_oz) | 74.60 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 16080. | Niv (nivkapadia) | 74.60 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 16081. | ethan (minimomo) | 74.59 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 16082. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |