I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8957. | Miko (kimonoso) | 87.68 | 96% | 2013-11-25 |
| 8958. | z (randomosity) | 87.68 | 98% | 2015-09-27 |
| 8959. | ? (p01y) | 87.67 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8960. | Richard (jorimi) | 87.67 | 98.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8961. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 87.67 | 99% | 2018-08-24 |
| 8962. | Vince (garg26) | 87.66 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 8963. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 87.66 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 8964. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.66 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8965. | Aaron (bentonam) | 87.66 | 95% | 2011-08-08 |
| 8966. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 87.66 | 97% | 2016-03-05 |
| 8967. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.65 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 8968. | Goven (gmbarrera) | 87.65 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 8969. | lemon (lemmings) | 87.65 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 8970. | DonyOmar (donyomar) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-12-17 |
| 8971. | Tyler (sirbuzzkill) | 87.65 | 97% | 2014-07-17 |
| 8972. | Kkaayyemm (kkaayyemm) | 87.65 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 8973. | Alissa (alissatabb) | 87.64 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 8974. | Derik (phderik) | 87.64 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 8975. | Rubina-using this site afte... | 87.64 | 94% | 2011-06-29 |
| 8976. | Max (p1spastic) | 87.64 | 96% | 2017-04-04 |
| 8977. | Amos (amosbird) | 87.64 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8978. | Poop (lumenesce) | 87.63 | 93% | 2015-07-18 |
| 8979. | hunter (huntergazunterr) | 87.63 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8980. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 87.63 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8981. | Colin (symbiotx) | 87.62 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 8982. | Jared (waffles77) | 87.62 | 98% | 2016-04-03 |
| 8983. | fe (ferkoaa) | 87.62 | 96.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 8984. | swimming (swimmingpeas) | 87.61 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8985. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 87.61 | 100% | 2018-08-01 |
| 8986. | Brenden (brendanimal) | 87.60 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |