I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3332. | Fast (ferealqq) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 3333. | khairul (kairose) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 3334. | Eugene (jemcik) | 73.58 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 3335. | Grey (greyr42) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3336. | Sparky (sparky17) | 73.53 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 3337. | Jack Hofferson (janhalt94) | 73.52 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 3338. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 73.49 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 3339. | Star (stareffendy) | 73.47 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3340. | alam (alamjael) | 73.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3341. | ccu (cuhlig) | 73.46 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3342. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3343. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3344. | nate (usernamenate) | 73.38 | 99% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3345. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3346. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 3347. | Bob (dawnus) | 73.35 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 3348. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3349. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3350. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3351. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 3352. | David (heros79) | 73.27 | 97% | 2025-12-15 |
| 3353. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 73.27 | 97.9% | 2024-03-21 |
| 3354. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 3355. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3356. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3357. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3358. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 3359. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 3360. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3361. | NECRO (qpbd) | 73.08 | 96% | 2025-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |