With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14164. | Jakub (kdovi) | 74.01 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 14165. | snerck5454 (cheshiredoge) | 74.01 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 14166. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 74.01 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 14167. | Hacker_pro_max (mihir_31) | 74.00 | 98% | 2025-05-07 |
| 14168. | Umair (umair121) | 74.00 | 94% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14169. | Yunfan (yfan0) | 74.00 | 94% | 2016-09-17 |
| 14170. | John (sprainedankles) | 74.00 | 97% | 2017-05-31 |
| 14171. | Ankeet (slicedclementines) | 74.00 | 95% | 2017-03-09 |
| 14172. | Asier (asierart) | 73.99 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 14173. | Garv (mrmonorisk) | 73.99 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14174. | Sean (seansdb6) | 73.99 | 88% | 2017-05-07 |
| 14175. | Goushique (goushique) | 73.99 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14176. | Miska (hylje5000) | 73.99 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 14177. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 73.98 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14178. | Mike (plasmo24) | 73.98 | 96.2% | 2023-05-18 |
| 14179. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 73.98 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 14180. | Viru (virulentis) | 73.97 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 14181. | Lê Kim Hoàng Trung (hoang... | 73.97 | 94% | 2022-09-22 |
| 14182. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.97 | 96.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 14183. | miranda (tfond) | 73.97 | 96.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 14184. | Llama (llama1412) | 73.97 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 14185. | swag (swagmaster881) | 73.97 | 88% | 2017-01-04 |
| 14186. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 73.97 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 14187. | Prakhar (menate) | 73.96 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 14188. | Brandon (bpdev97) | 73.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14189. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 73.96 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 14190. | harventhy (harventhy) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 14191. | Ronald (ron777) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 14192. | Pelican (sillypelican) | 73.94 | 98% | 2024-05-19 |
| 14193. | Conrad (conradl) | 73.94 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |