So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32799. | kira (chucklovesarah) | 47.78 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 32800. | MK (mk005) | 47.77 | 95% | 2023-07-22 |
| 32801. | dendrose (dendrose) | 47.77 | 95.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 32802. | tstats[aucker] (aucker) | 47.77 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 32803. | Adam (adamlissybenjamin) | 47.77 | 95% | 2020-05-08 |
| 32804. | Joshua (mis_hurd) | 47.77 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 32805. | Tobias (puchafx) | 47.77 | 93% | 2020-06-22 |
| 32806. | SATISH (satishreddy) | 47.77 | 92% | 2017-01-06 |
| 32807. | Florin (florinmazilu) | 47.77 | 95% | 2016-10-28 |
| 32808. | Mohd Firoj (firoj286) | 47.76 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 32809. | Aj (ajtyperperson) | 47.76 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 32810. | Sen² (seanblah) | 47.76 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
| 32811. | JheMee (ayyjhey) | 47.76 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
| 32812. | Hayrra (hedooxx) | 47.76 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 32813. | ♠Birder (daltonman11) | 47.76 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 32814. | Alex (xenocid) | 47.76 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 32815. | none_of_ur_business (underc... | 47.75 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
| 32816. | David... (risi0987) | 47.75 | 95% | 2023-09-26 |
| 32817. | __tempter (__tempter) | 47.75 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 32818. | fella (fellasaurus) | 47.75 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 32819. | Ted (t3ddybgam3) | 47.75 | 92% | 2017-04-25 |
| 32820. | Tyler (huynher) | 47.75 | 87% | 2016-03-29 |
| 32821. | PHAN (phantran) | 47.75 | 97% | 2013-10-29 |
| 32822. | Phaneath (phaneath) | 47.75 | 86% | 2016-04-29 |
| 32823. | sharan (sharan_king) | 47.74 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
| 32824. | Abdallah (abdallahfialah98) | 47.74 | 94.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 32825. | Yasir (optimistic) | 47.74 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 32826. | Minh (minhgold) | 47.74 | 90% | 2012-03-20 |
| 32827. | Kevin (ninereed) | 47.73 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 32828. | Jonathan (bobjoni1233) | 47.73 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |