I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12485. | TheTypers (reducer) | 81.29 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12486. | Slow (nanashi159) | 81.29 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12487. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 81.29 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12488. | Wasan (was_an) | 81.28 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 12489. | TheBlueArt (theblueart) | 81.28 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12490. | coder8080 (coder8080) | 81.28 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 12491. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 81.28 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12492. | BleaKrytE (bleakryte) | 81.27 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12493. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 81.27 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12494. | ALostKorean (alostkorean) | 81.27 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 12495. | mathijs (melkvlek) | 81.26 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 12496. | Yoran (ouli) | 81.26 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12497. | stray (straymay) | 81.26 | 95.9% | 2024-09-30 |
| 12498. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12499. | GG2U (litewings) | 81.26 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 12500. | German (germopotter) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12501. | Ray (castello666) | 81.25 | 97.8% | 2024-08-21 |
| 12502. | pat (teloi) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12503. | C (deft_hand) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 12504. | tstats[clob1414] (clob1414) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12505. | Dvorak_Destroyer (phantomor... | 81.25 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12506. | Cameron (narbitz) | 81.25 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12507. | Â (nt_chill) | 81.25 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 12508. | blanket (blanketsalt) | 81.25 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 12509. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 81.24 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 12510. | milo (flyguymi) | 81.24 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12511. | Obsidian Nights (obsidian_n... | 81.23 | 97.4% | 2024-01-30 |
| 12512. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 81.23 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 12513. | dsa8 (dsa8) | 81.23 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12514. | Pop (floppying) | 81.23 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |