Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7484. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 91.72 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 7485. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 7486. | Epsilon (renalaves) | 91.72 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 7487. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 91.72 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 7488. | DrApe (howardshan) | 91.71 | 98% | 2016-10-02 |
| 7489. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 91.70 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 7490. | Elliot (ellio) | 91.70 | 99% | 2013-03-28 |
| 7491. | dor (deswag) | 91.70 | 96% | 2013-07-17 |
| 7492. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 91.70 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 7493. | Zachary (sneakyjoi) | 91.70 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 7494. | it me (aubbergine) | 91.70 | 96.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 7495. | Jason (eraserhd) | 91.69 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 7496. | Regalion (regalion) | 91.69 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7497. | sirius (sirius86) | 91.69 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 7498. | Jason (myassisitchy) | 91.69 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 7499. | Garibaldi1131 (garibaldi1131) | 91.69 | 97.2% | 2023-07-03 |
| 7500. | (7531246) | 91.68 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 7501. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 91.68 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 7502. | akash (phantom_07) | 91.68 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 7503. | + (hollin) | 91.67 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7504. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 91.67 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7505. | Connor (connor12568) | 91.66 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 7506. | Semaj (officialmaj2) | 91.65 | 96% | 2015-01-12 |
| 7507. | iterus (cptxqn) | 91.65 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7508. | Stew (steww) | 91.64 | 90% | 2012-09-15 |
| 7509. | Mr Typist (lazor) | 91.64 | 92% | 2013-07-01 |
| 7510. | b524 (b524) | 91.64 | 100% | 2014-11-25 |
| 7511. | Sai (justnov) | 91.64 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 7512. | James (karonar) | 91.64 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 7513. | woo (homerowmoment) | 91.64 | 97.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |