Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14802. | A (kmos) | 77.15 | 96% | 2020-05-27 |
| 14803. | David (dazzlethc) | 77.15 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 14804. | CrimSurfer (hsabove) | 77.15 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 14805. | Ace (acechow) | 77.15 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 14806. | Godspeed (thegodspeed) | 77.15 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14807. | Ryan (asian_mind) | 77.14 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14808. | Suman (grgsuman) | 77.13 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 14809. | Thomas (tomatilism) | 77.13 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 14810. | Mina (minmit) | 77.13 | 96% | 2012-12-25 |
| 14811. | Add_Me_To_Friends (ps1hagrid) | 77.13 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14812. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 77.13 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 14813. | changorilla (changorilla) | 77.12 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 14814. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 77.12 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 14815. | Jan (kenaj) | 77.12 | 94% | 2020-02-10 |
| 14816. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 77.12 | 96.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14817. | Ben (bhoman) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 14818. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 77.11 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14819. | hema (hemalata) | 77.11 | 99% | 2014-01-23 |
| 14820. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 77.11 | 93% | 2013-11-21 |
| 14821. | John (phamone) | 77.11 | 94% | 2014-05-02 |
| 14822. | Lkc36 (lkc36) | 77.11 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 14823. | Sunset Ballers (sunset_ball... | 77.11 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 14824. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 77.10 | 98% | 2014-05-19 |
| 14825. | Simon (siggyyo) | 77.10 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 14826. | kyle (vendiction) | 77.10 | 94% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14827. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 77.10 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 14828. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 77.10 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 14829. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 77.09 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14830. | pap (papasi) | 77.09 | 98% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14831. | Abigail (abbyroad) | 77.09 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |