So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26040. | Dougie (bigballsdoug) | 59.06 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 26041. | joann (joannyo) | 59.06 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 26042. | Diyak - (diiyaak) | 59.06 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 26043. | Spavid (dadkos34) | 59.06 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 26044. | Trong (thegodofwar) | 59.06 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 26045. | Angel of (harshvyasa) | 59.06 | 91% | 2011-05-23 |
| 26046. | John (roxorgo) | 59.05 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 26047. | Wasslu (wasslu914) | 59.05 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 26048. | Salami (braintumorinducer) | 59.05 | 91% | 2016-09-01 |
| 26049. | Jc9369 (trotterspiglet) | 59.04 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 26050. | Yaya (jostu) | 59.04 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 26051. | Mile161 (mile161) | 59.04 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 26052. | Lightxning11 (thebestgamer) | 59.03 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 26053. | Tien (tienworanet) | 59.03 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 26054. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 59.03 | 90% | 2016-02-01 |
| 26055. | Life'z gr8st bargain (miran... | 59.03 | 97% | 2012-03-19 |
| 26056. | Mr.Typist (typer456new) | 59.02 | 93% | 2022-02-12 |
| 26057. | Tim (timhoxton) | 59.02 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 26058. | Ann (annjenbee) | 59.02 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 26059. | Lexi (typerlexib) | 59.02 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26060. | W. (peachypoh) | 59.02 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 26061. | Phaez (phaez) | 59.02 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 26062. | tho (ngotruongtho) | 59.02 | 95% | 2012-04-21 |
| 26063. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 59.01 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 26064. | joprince (joprince) | 59.01 | 85% | 2016-05-23 |
| 26065. | Mohit (themp3dark) | 59.01 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 26066. | Aljaž (lojzetka) | 59.01 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 26067. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 59.01 | 94.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 26068. | Justin (justintime21) | 59.01 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 26069. | Sue (amera) | 59.01 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |