The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16307. | Coach Mac (coachmac) | 78.41 | 94% | 2015-03-22 |
| 16308. | TSWCM (tswcm) | 78.40 | 84% | 2016-11-22 |
| 16309. | Johnson (theracist159) | 78.40 | 95% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16310. | human (lastplaceagain) | 78.40 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 16311. | Eric (ebeisecker) | 78.40 | 88% | 2012-03-21 |
| 16312. | eighth (dead4head) | 78.40 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 16313. | MewX (mewx) | 78.40 | 96% | 2024-06-16 |
| 16314. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 78.40 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 16315. | Para (parad) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 16316. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 78.40 | 87% | 2016-08-21 |
| 16317. | hertzwiener (hertzwiener) | 78.39 | 97.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 16318. | Rui (across_pacific) | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 16319. | CaptGlorypants (captglorypa... | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 16320. | Alex (dubalpha) | 78.39 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 16321. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 78.39 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 16322. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 78.39 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 16323. | MJ (koestemk) | 78.38 | 97% | 2014-07-29 |
| 16324. | kainate (itsbroccli) | 78.38 | 97.6% | 2024-02-27 |
| 16325. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 78.38 | 98% | 2013-09-17 |
| 16326. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 16327. | Charlie (swordmole) | 78.38 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 16328. | Asado (asado) | 78.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 16329. | phaed (phaed) | 78.38 | 91% | 2012-01-19 |
| 16330. | vl496 (vle496) | 78.37 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 16331. | Jethro (buffobass) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16332. | Leon (halo624) | 78.37 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16333. | Gary (gary__) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 16334. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16335. | Zach (zapeterson16) | 78.37 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 16336. | GameChaos (superflip) | 78.37 | 91% | 2016-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |