So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16381. | Bergius (bergiusnegroid) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 16382. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 16383. | Noah (lusciousnarwhal) | 74.05 | 94% | 2016-01-17 |
| 16384. | Paul (pgwright88keys) | 74.05 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16385. | Patrik (westen) | 74.05 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 16386. | Tazzlol (tazzypoo) | 74.05 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
| 16387. | Stevan (stevan_milic) | 74.05 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 16388. | aaaaaa (bigblackroosters) | 74.05 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 16389. | Scarlett (sheloves) | 74.04 | 93% | 2014-01-05 |
| 16390. | Atif (atifzaheer2029) | 74.04 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 16391. | Chuck (not_in_charge) | 74.04 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 16392. | Maryanne (seakist) | 74.04 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 16393. | Viktoras (haeven) | 74.04 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16394. | Rob (airgo32) | 74.04 | 95.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16395. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 74.04 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 16396. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 74.04 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 16397. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 74.03 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 16398. | Yanna (p_yanna) | 74.03 | 99% | 2014-04-04 |
| 16399. | Phantom (bwolff1108) | 74.03 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 16400. | Phillip (ph33z) | 74.03 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 16401. | yy (vilhelmlam) | 74.02 | 94% | 2013-08-16 |
| 16402. | Jay (thatguywiththepencil) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16403. | Brydon (the_blackfish) | 74.02 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 16404. | Braydon (brst4410) | 74.02 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 16405. | Arnoldo (iarnoldo) | 74.02 | 95% | 2014-12-06 |
| 16406. | Sergio (zolt) | 74.01 | 95.3% | 2023-05-25 |
| 16407. | George (glove0102) | 74.01 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16408. | adam (adamisatyper) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 16409. | bryce (acoolusername) | 74.01 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 16410. | Andy (andyyaldoo) | 74.01 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |