And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26833. | Petar (petar17) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 26834. | Annsie (annsie) | 67.83 | 88% | 2016-02-25 |
| 26835. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 67.83 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 26836. | Sharon (sharon) | 67.82 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 26837. | Nimrodel (nimrodel127) | 67.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 26838. | haseeb (haseebarz) | 67.82 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26839. | Kuerbiskosar (kuerbiskosar) | 67.82 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 26840. | Muntazar (muntazer1) | 67.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26841. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 67.82 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 26842. | Fikri (fikri21) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 26843. | smino (lucskosur420) | 67.81 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 26844. | Brandon (thefakestig) | 67.81 | 95% | 2012-01-07 |
| 26845. | Please help me (mrhooha3) | 67.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26846. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 67.81 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 26847. | Debjyoti (dev_lee) | 67.81 | 97% | 2012-12-21 |
| 26848. | Diego (eggs) | 67.81 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 26849. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 67.80 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 26850. | Angus (benjals9) | 67.80 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26851. | Phillip (ph33z) | 67.80 | 91% | 2014-12-27 |
| 26852. | Siri (sireon) | 67.79 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 26853. | Shane (shanelee_) | 67.79 | 93% | 2017-03-05 |
| 26854. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 67.79 | 92% | 2017-03-09 |
| 26855. | Neil (neil3110) | 67.78 | 94.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 26856. | Cephas (_cephas_) | 67.78 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26857. | Toms (nak56) | 67.78 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 26858. | Vic (vicmackey) | 67.78 | 97% | 2011-07-19 |
| 26859. | Pingas (pingas1234) | 67.78 | 91% | 2015-12-17 |
| 26860. | Jakub (kubicek) | 67.78 | 98% | 2017-03-18 |
| 26861. | Typing PaPa (dlare) | 67.78 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 26862. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 67.77 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |