So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7166. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 7167. | s (x98667x) | 92.52 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 7168. | Erik (ish4) | 92.52 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 7169. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 92.51 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7170. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 92.51 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 7171. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 92.51 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 7172. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 92.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 7173. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 7174. | edison (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 7175. | Zenthus (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7176. | bobo (tenbobo) | 92.50 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7177. | Zuber (thetypingatheist) | 92.50 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 7178. | James (jameseamaya) | 92.49 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 7179. | Great (greatfater666) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7180. | Sean (sean_russell) | 92.49 | 100% | 2013-12-10 |
| 7181. | Zevi (zevie) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 7182. | Trey (pgneal3) | 92.48 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 7183. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 92.48 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7184. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 7185. | Tommy (ivalice) | 92.48 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7186. | SeeK (sneakyseek) | 92.47 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 7187. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7188. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 92.47 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 7189. | Matt (sjustus) | 92.46 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 7190. | Battesti (koubou) | 92.46 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 7191. | Cody (drez) | 92.46 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 7192. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 92.45 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7193. | Derek (rasehead) | 92.45 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 7194. | Wizu (wizublaty) | 92.45 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 7195. | Luke (notasweatyaurelion) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |