So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34026. | Rafael (rafi) | 44.86 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 34027. | srikant (srikantdash) | 44.86 | 90% | 2013-02-19 |
| 34028. | MRBC (mrbc) | 44.86 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 34029. | Rahul (rahulprabhu) | 44.85 | 88% | 2011-06-14 |
| 34030. | humisar (humisar) | 44.85 | 94% | 2021-07-22 |
| 34031. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 44.85 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 34032. | Underdog26 (underdog26) | 44.85 | 93% | 2023-04-11 |
| 34033. | Néliton (viniotario) | 44.85 | 93% | 2022-11-07 |
| 34034. | http://www.facebook.com/ash... | 44.84 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 34035. | Nadya (pisangcoklat) | 44.84 | 88% | 2016-11-30 |
| 34036. | Tushar (perxshar) | 44.84 | 91% | 2013-12-09 |
| 34037. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 44.84 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 34038. | Onie (onie23) | 44.84 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 34039. | Mondit (hlex24) | 44.83 | 78% | 2016-07-04 |
| 34040. | Ricky (windfung) | 44.83 | 95% | 2011-05-16 |
| 34041. | AFK (nub_typer_sourav) | 44.83 | 92% | 2022-05-05 |
| 34042. | aaliyah (super_star) | 44.82 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 34043. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 44.82 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 34044. | Patrik (pgdth) | 44.82 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 34045. | Bbbyb (bbbyb) | 44.82 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 34046. | Greg (katono) | 44.82 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 34047. | titou (liltits) | 44.82 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 34048. | shadowsknife (shadowsknife) | 44.82 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 34049. | Caroline (groovis82) | 44.81 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 34050. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.81 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 34051. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 34052. | Shawkat (spulok) | 44.80 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 34053. | Gab (gabsnts) | 44.80 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 34054. | bekbolsun (bekbolsunn) | 44.80 | 92% | 2023-03-21 |
| 34055. | Korben (kaibutsusennin) | 44.79 | 81% | 2011-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |