Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1303. | T (omega5002) | 89.36 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1304. | Nate (thatguyx) | 89.36 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1305. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 89.35 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 1306. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1307. | Steven (stevagon) | 89.33 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1308. | NoopytheDOG (noopythedog) | 89.32 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1309. | Abdul (lesgooooo) | 89.32 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1310. | Wan (wzul) | 89.30 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1311. | Ismael (ishiie) | 89.28 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1312. | Vincent (vincemince) | 89.28 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 1313. | ⦗10FF⦘ euij (euij) | 89.28 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1314. | (carrot_) | 89.25 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1315. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 89.22 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1316. | Elia (ganmen) | 89.21 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1317. | George (georgesung25) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1318. | Nick (nidzoni) | 89.20 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1319. | Nelson (doomracer3) | 89.18 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 1320. | Susan (pfpigs) | 89.18 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 1321. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1322. | yooooo (kakarotssj) | 89.15 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1323. | Plamore (pjsb1) | 89.13 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1324. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 89.10 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1325. | Ray (mray) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1326. | Marco (marcokaraki) | 89.07 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 1327. | Kaliarti (kaliarti) | 89.07 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1328. | Tereterna (tereterna) | 89.06 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1329. | Fress (nautishko) | 88.98 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1330. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1331. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 88.96 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1332. | Dodger (racedodger) | 88.94 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |