So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29915. | Ali (cloudy_coyote) | 53.15 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 29916. | IWannaYeetYou (thisnameisal... | 53.15 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 29917. | nitesh (nitesh229) | 53.15 | 98% | 2017-04-16 |
| 29918. | pang (pangjingen) | 53.15 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 29919. | Lastre (lastre) | 53.14 | 90% | 2015-01-11 |
| 29920. | tswern (tswern) | 53.14 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 29921. | Robert (robert1339) | 53.14 | 94% | 2013-08-10 |
| 29922. | G_low (g_low) | 53.14 | 92% | 2022-06-30 |
| 29923. | Rob (ebqs) | 53.14 | 95.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 29924. | haquaman_workman (haquaman_... | 53.14 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 29925. | SP (spharish) | 53.14 | 91% | 2015-10-01 |
| 29926. | Shannon (sironya0824) | 53.14 | 92% | 2015-10-20 |
| 29927. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 53.14 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| 29928. | Xuan (xuan0317) | 53.13 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 29929. | Matts (emzee_a) | 53.13 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 29930. | Marcin (kawre) | 53.13 | 94% | 2020-09-12 |
| 29931. | 0x0020 (0x0020) | 53.12 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 29932. | Albert (albertdoug) | 53.12 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 29933. | Christopher (codaki) | 53.12 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 29934. | Satar (grumpyfoot) | 53.12 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 29935. | shoeb (shoeb18) | 53.12 | 96.9% | 2023-07-04 |
| 29936. | ante321 (ante321) | 53.12 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 29937. | Plecks (plecks) | 53.12 | 90% | 2013-03-07 |
| 29938. | montant (montantoine) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 29939. | racingfreak (racingfreak) | 53.12 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 29940. | so (sothea99) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 29941. | Joe (pfaffanator) | 53.12 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 29942. | Misty (neptune) | 53.12 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 29943. | Shore (mrdoom) | 53.12 | 91% | 2014-08-01 |
| 29944. | klong2 (klong2) | 53.12 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |