And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33310. | esabi (esabiwibowo) | 57.18 | 90% | 2014-12-25 |
| 33311. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 57.18 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 33312. | George (geoioanid) | 57.17 | 94% | 2017-10-02 |
| 33313. | Winnie (winniehe) | 57.17 | 94% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33314. | cc (catttttt) | 57.17 | 88% | 2016-02-14 |
| 33315. | kosta (edc654) | 57.17 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 33316. | Malith (fernandomalith) | 57.17 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 33317. | santi (santimcc) | 57.17 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 33318. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 57.17 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 33319. | Brooklyn (bjan) | 57.16 | 89% | 2015-03-14 |
| 33320. | Kieran (kezp96) | 57.16 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 33321. | Shashank (shanqism) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-10-29 |
| 33322. | phuuni (phuunii) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 33323. | Kesol (kesol) | 57.15 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 33324. | jay (jay_s) | 57.15 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 33325. | Philip (philipmein) | 57.15 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 33326. | Anestis (anestis) | 57.14 | 94% | 2016-01-21 |
| 33327. | sierraalpha (syauqi123) | 57.14 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 33328. | Peyton (peyton_w) | 57.14 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 33329. | Sahil (sahil_9861) | 57.13 | 94% | 2023-09-06 |
| 33330. | Ilana (ilana12) | 57.13 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 33331. | Binup (binuptheindian) | 57.12 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 33332. | Pamphile (pamphile) | 57.12 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 33333. | Jess (jessdiritowhale) | 57.12 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
| 33334. | paula (yahoogirl44) | 57.11 | 95% | 2013-03-02 |
| 33335. | Niklas (nik631_0) | 57.11 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 33336. | A (aadimonk) | 57.11 | 91% | 2015-07-26 |
| 33337. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 57.11 | 96% | 2015-05-03 |
| 33338. | Super (superthin) | 57.11 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 33339. | Nick (krown) | 57.10 | 84% | 2011-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |