The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7540. | Mondo (mondo787) | 51.81 | 93% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7541. | Babul (babul2) | 51.81 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 7542. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 51.81 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 7543. | Vương (cotcac) | 51.81 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 7544. | Brenton (brentboy) | 51.81 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 7545. | Pang (meavel) | 51.80 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 7546. | Roy (indyroy28) | 51.80 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7547. | Eloise (imaminecrafter32) | 51.80 | 95% | 2013-12-31 |
| 7548. | TwinCharged (twincharged) | 51.80 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 7549. | tejie (krid_05) | 51.80 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 7550. | Euijin (kej841107) | 51.80 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 7551. | tstats[rajveer_100] (rajvee... | 51.79 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7552. | youssef (beefa) | 51.79 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 7553. | Winnie (winniehe) | 51.79 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 7554. | Andrew (corales) | 51.79 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 7555. | Brandon (brandon_) | 51.79 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
| 7556. | Dhruv (dhruvs301) | 51.78 | 94% | 2020-11-07 |
| 7557. | Peyton (peyton) | 51.78 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 7558. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 51.78 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 7559. | hachi (hachinamio) | 51.78 | 93% | 2012-01-12 |
| 7560. | Mikkel (creave) | 51.78 | 93% | 2011-06-28 |
| 7561. | Ng (trymybest19) | 51.77 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 7562. | naydn (naydn) | 51.77 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 7563. | andrex (andrexpleb) | 51.76 | 92% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7564. | Karen (compudoor) | 51.76 | 100% | 2011-12-10 |
| 7565. | ea (fluxheat) | 51.75 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7566. | Anton (uartman) | 51.75 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
| 7567. | Diana (hisprincessdiana) | 51.75 | 82% | 2012-05-18 |
| 7568. | Marcin (marzelin) | 51.75 | 97% | 2014-06-08 |
| 7569. | koder (koder) | 51.75 | 97% | 2013-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |