And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10301. | (dumbretardedcunt) | 96.70 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10302. | (micc2) | 96.70 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 10303. | Cindy (slipps243) | 96.70 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 10304. | (kianachantal) | 96.70 | 93% | 2012-11-18 |
| 10305. | alex (aaggronn) | 96.69 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 10306. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 96.69 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 10307. | (someonetyping) | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10308. | (typing_racer_typer) | 96.69 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 10309. | (chennyjen) | 96.69 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 10310. | Hadi (charaka) | 96.68 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 10311. | (blindpainter) | 96.68 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 10312. | (atands) | 96.68 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 10313. | (saikiranj) | 96.68 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 10314. | (lardydardydar) | 96.68 | 91% | 2014-04-27 |
| 10315. | (ario147) | 96.68 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 10316. | (raimi) | 96.68 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 10317. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.67 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10318. | (qsii) | 96.67 | 100% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10319. | (cutekreme) | 96.67 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 10320. | PewZ (pewz) | 96.67 | 96% | 2012-06-23 |
| 10321. | (wille_1) | 96.66 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 10322. | (deadmage34) | 96.66 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 10323. | (saucemans) | 96.66 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 10324. | (pliva) | 96.66 | 94% | 2013-12-06 |
| 10325. | (hyawehhoshikawa) | 96.66 | 93% | 2013-07-08 |
| 10326. | John (greekinfo) | 96.66 | 98% | 2011-07-20 |
| 10327. | (ee_nn) | 96.65 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 10328. | (zgreenspan) | 96.65 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 10329. | (old_fritz) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10330. | Neil (verty) | 96.65 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |