And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11725. | Michael (massmurder) | 94.27 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
| 11726. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 94.27 | 98% | 2011-08-19 |
| 11727. | Dennis (mwaweru) | 94.27 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 11728. | Arthur (trickzington) | 94.27 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 11729. | Calin (colinx05) | 94.26 | 92% | 2015-09-19 |
| 11730. | Tan (tnguyen92) | 94.26 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 11731. | Shai (shaichon) | 94.26 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 11732. | kory (korysommers) | 94.26 | 97% | 2017-03-24 |
| 11733. | Rick (hanschenz) | 94.25 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 11734. | Miss (missmalevolent) | 94.25 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 11735. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 94.25 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 11736. | Abah (melaka) | 94.24 | 97% | 2011-05-03 |
| 11737. | stijn (stimixer) | 94.24 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11738. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 94.24 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 11739. | Omigodapro (omigodapro) | 94.24 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
| 11740. | rosina (rosina_24) | 94.24 | 96.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11741. | Garrett (gmbrown2004) | 94.23 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 11742. | Jessamee (jessarawrr) | 94.23 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 11743. | Alex (icebreaker154) | 94.23 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 11744. | raffa (scoradian) | 94.23 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 11745. | Petrine51 (petrine51) | 94.23 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11746. | Alikhan (realikh) | 94.23 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 11747. | Paul (pk234) | 94.23 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11748. | Alexandre (aletm) | 94.22 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11749. | lazaro (quintuz) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11750. | DaCaN (dacan) | 94.22 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 11751. | Milos (irreal) | 94.21 | 96% | 2012-01-03 |
| 11752. | Will (williamharp) | 94.21 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 11753. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 94.21 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 11754. | not me (its_not_me_tho) | 94.21 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |