Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9732. | Jack (jman777) | 86.59 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 9733. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 86.59 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9734. | Johann (slugvibes) | 86.59 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 9735. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 86.59 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 9736. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 86.59 | 95% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9737. | ayylmao (adeptpal) | 86.59 | 89% | 2016-02-14 |
| 9738. | nick (nicknow123) | 86.58 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9739. | Antte (antte) | 86.58 | 92% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9740. | Sofiya... Killing Lag... (s... | 86.58 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 9741. | Sneezes (sneezyweezy) | 86.57 | 85% | 2015-09-25 |
| 9742. | Adrianix (adrianixx) | 86.57 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9743. | stornev (stornev_) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9744. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 86.57 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 9745. | jake (ragman) | 86.57 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 9746. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 86.57 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 9747. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 86.57 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 9748. | Asfaloth (gstlarjpalra) | 86.56 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9749. | no (peterfishy) | 86.56 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 9750. | Mom (mahm) | 86.56 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 9751. | George (gpa138) | 86.56 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9752. | Smol (smol_potot) | 86.56 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9753. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 9754. | Enzo (crazie) | 86.55 | 95% | 2014-09-22 |
| 9755. | Betty (shamuu) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 9756. | michelle (mchu) | 86.54 | 89% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9757. | ARLU (frank87) | 86.54 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9758. | Joshua Robert (feelstiredman) | 86.54 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 9759. | Dylan (impsy) | 86.54 | 89% | 2012-10-04 |
| 9760. | nema (nemar5133) | 86.53 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9761. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 86.53 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |