So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24461. | daniel (eldani) | 61.61 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 24462. | yasir (yasirmz) | 61.61 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 24463. | prince (prince_xandre) | 61.61 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
| 24464. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 61.61 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 24465. | Darcy (vendus13) | 61.61 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 24466. | Umiki (umikiseki) | 61.61 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 24467. | Remember (mmohit) | 61.60 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 24468. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 61.60 | 93% | 2018-11-29 |
| 24469. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 61.60 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 24470. | Jin (aba1731) | 61.60 | 94% | 2013-12-02 |
| 24471. | enaya (enaya) | 61.60 | 95.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 24472. | Safwan (safwanislam111) | 61.60 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24473. | Jacob (jacobogbeide) | 61.60 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24474. | Akshat (rocknes123) | 61.60 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24475. | J (punpun1234) | 61.60 | 96.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 24476. | Eddy (eddy96) | 61.60 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 24477. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 61.59 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 24478. | Shakeel (shakeelhadir) | 61.59 | 94% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24479. | vsTerminus (vsterminus) | 61.59 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 24480. | Ng (lookol) | 61.59 | 85% | 2017-02-20 |
| 24481. | Nguyen (officialnguyen) | 61.59 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 24482. | Aqib (aqib1990) | 61.59 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24483. | taha (tahashemy) | 61.59 | 96.1% | 2023-06-18 |
| 24484. | Eduardo (edbravo) | 61.59 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 24485. | ChronoWolf8 🐺 (kaydenlem... | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24486. | Peter (peterfiroozi) | 61.59 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 24487. | Kolos (piteh) | 61.59 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24488. | Chloe Belle (chloebelle_2005) | 61.59 | 94% | 2023-07-05 |
| 24489. | Foco (foco) | 61.58 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24490. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 61.58 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |