Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1641. | Piotr (yahoo358) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1642. | bub (bubmaley) | 84.09 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1643. | Alre (alrestin) | 84.07 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1644. | Maaaqdy (tw1tch) | 84.07 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1645. | Arthur (arthurfkirkland) | 84.06 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1646. | Scan (scherzo) | 84.03 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1647. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 84.00 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1648. | NU (nusensei) | 83.99 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1649. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 83.98 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1650. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1651. | Tyler (tjang) | 83.98 | 99% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1652. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.98 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1653. | Yo (yeeeh) | 83.97 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1654. | Paul (unafirwa) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1655. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.96 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1656. | bonez (imbonez) | 83.94 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1657. | Peter (petercro) | 83.93 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1658. | @shikothecat (bloodyrainbow) | 83.92 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1659. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 83.92 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1660. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 83.87 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1661. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 83.83 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 1662. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 83.82 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 1663. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1664. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 83.76 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1665. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 83.75 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1666. | Amber (amberstormneko) | 83.74 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1667. | Giles (gga_) | 83.73 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1668. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 83.70 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1669. | Princess (deathmeter) | 83.70 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1670. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 83.69 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |