Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3034. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3035. | puin (puin) | 70.75 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 3036. | BDOG (bmagill) | 70.73 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3037. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 70.73 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3038. | Vincent (waldoo) | 70.70 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3039. | Mark (alphaone) | 70.69 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3040. | Kuoro (kuoro) | 70.68 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 3041. | Preston (frozenslate) | 70.67 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 3042. | Anthony (lieant95) | 70.67 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 3043. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 70.67 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 3044. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 70.67 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3045. | HENN (username6129) | 70.66 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3046. | Andy (andy2639le) | 70.65 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 3047. | Yosef (kadirzion) | 70.65 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 3048. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 70.65 | 99% | 2020-06-18 |
| 3049. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 70.65 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 3050. | Peter (petercro) | 70.64 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3051. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 70.64 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3052. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 70.64 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3053. | Hassan (ha559) | 70.64 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3054. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 70.63 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3055. | Steven (mercatres) | 70.63 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3056. | Vadim (ahot) | 70.60 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3057. | Tarako (tarako003) | 70.58 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 3058. | S (ssbl) | 70.56 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 3059. | Neithen (neithen_s) | 70.56 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 3060. | evan (zhouyifan0904) | 70.56 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 3061. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 70.55 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 3062. | Barrack (barack_hussein_oba... | 70.55 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 3063. | Jonathan (jbrich) | 70.55 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |