And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14457. | Enkh-Och (mglstew) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14458. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.94 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 14459. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 88.94 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 14460. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.94 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 14461. | acronym (acronym) | 88.94 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 14462. | Michael (michaelhau) | 88.94 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 14463. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 14464. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 88.94 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 14465. | GoFor (goforbroke69) | 88.93 | 96% | 2012-03-25 |
| 14466. | Paras (eifeltower) | 88.92 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
| 14467. | gm (lovejoy2) | 88.92 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14468. | Davis (dey1234) | 88.92 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 14469. | 10exer (spartibartfast) | 88.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 14470. | Sebastian (sebaci) | 88.92 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 14471. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 88.92 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 14472. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 88.92 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 14473. | David (thatonepuzzlepiece) | 88.91 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 14474. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 88.91 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
| 14475. | imuri (imuripacheco) | 88.91 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 14476. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 88.91 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14477. | Wusien (wusien) | 88.91 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14478. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 88.90 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 14479. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 88.90 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 14480. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 88.90 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 14481. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 88.90 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 14482. | Nick (skillofnoob) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 14483. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 88.89 | 94% | 2017-02-18 |
| 14484. | dene (dene) | 88.89 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 14485. | Hoàng (nogah) | 88.89 | 93% | 2011-07-29 |
| 14486. | Green (tealeafkitty) | 88.88 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |