The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29843. | Luan (perxon) | 67.45 | 97% | 2016-03-27 |
| 29844. | squimf (ted59) | 67.44 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 29845. | Tommy (gankyourgary) | 67.44 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 29846. | Dinga (crazydinga) | 67.44 | 97% | 2016-07-10 |
| 29847. | Murp (murrp) | 67.44 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 29848. | Oatmeal (cp_oatmeal) | 67.44 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29849. | Jack (jack_terharoutunian) | 67.44 | 88% | 2011-12-29 |
| 29850. | Ali (divine_typer) | 67.44 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 29851. | Chandler (chandler_c) | 67.44 | 97.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 29852. | Yano (yano_karozuno) | 67.44 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 29853. | Bruh (bruh_momentum2) | 67.44 | 96% | 2023-10-08 |
| 29854. | Leo (remley) | 67.44 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 29855. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 67.44 | 96% | 2017-03-31 |
| 29856. | Amit (pyroboy) | 67.44 | 97% | 2015-03-29 |
| 29857. | Austen (earle) | 67.44 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 29858. | Gordon (99m9) | 67.44 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 29859. | Adi (adi_idgaf) | 67.43 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 29860. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 67.43 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
| 29861. | Tunihorn (tunihorn) | 67.43 | 94% | 2021-08-14 |
| 29862. | Shivam (shivru) | 67.43 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 29863. | Christos (christosdi) | 67.43 | 88% | 2012-12-02 |
| 29864. | faris (deatheater914) | 67.43 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 29865. | Petch (petch_sama) | 67.43 | 90% | 2013-05-28 |
| 29866. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 67.43 | 91% | 2013-04-15 |
| 29867. | Rahul (cybricx) | 67.42 | 94% | 2021-12-24 |
| 29868. | Andy (k1z0) | 67.42 | 90% | 2013-01-18 |
| 29869. | Vic (opposite) | 67.42 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 29870. | Fernando (champolot) | 67.41 | 87% | 2013-11-12 |
| 29871. | Jørgen (jorgen1999) | 67.41 | 94% | 2022-05-02 |
| 29872. | Zakir (zakitwelvee) | 67.41 | 94% | 2021-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |