The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26376. | wigga (wigga09) | 61.92 | 93% | 2023-04-03 |
| 26377. | Heajin (goldui) | 61.92 | 89% | 2014-08-05 |
| 26378. | Ahmed (ahmed3sami) | 61.92 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 26379. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 61.92 | 92% | 2021-04-05 |
| 26380. | Filipo (filipo) | 61.92 | 94% | 2017-04-15 |
| 26381. | lyxuangsang (lyxuansang91_f... | 61.92 | 92% | 2011-08-07 |
| 26382. | Quang (lavecoi) | 61.92 | 90% | 2016-03-09 |
| 26383. | Bastien_race28 (bastien_rac... | 61.91 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 26384. | kenjieee (kenjiseii) | 61.91 | 94.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 26385. | Daniel (danm83) | 61.91 | 94% | 2013-05-01 |
| 26386. | timothy (farmer1234) | 61.91 | 92% | 2015-05-15 |
| 26387. | Serbia (serbia) | 61.91 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 26388. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 61.91 | 94% | 2013-08-27 |
| 26389. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 61.91 | 88% | 2013-02-27 |
| 26390. | the one (qaisianas) | 61.90 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 26391. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 61.90 | 92% | 2016-10-03 |
| 26392. | Chris (just_mychris) | 61.89 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 26393. | rakvat (rakvat) | 61.89 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 26394. | Your (kneeega) | 61.89 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
| 26395. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 61.89 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 26396. | Luan (perxon) | 61.89 | 93% | 2016-03-29 |
| 26397. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 61.89 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 26398. | k (lumogas) | 61.89 | 97% | 2015-05-06 |
| 26399. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 61.88 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 26400. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 61.87 | 99% | 2015-05-16 |
| 26401. | Paul (ozflyer) | 61.87 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 26402. | Rohit (chuchha) | 61.87 | 96% | 2011-05-03 |
| 26403. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 61.87 | 96% | 2011-09-26 |
| 26404. | Mighty (min111) | 61.87 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 26405. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 61.87 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |