The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33069. | fujisaki (fujisaki) | 61.64 | 89% | 2012-03-06 |
| 33070. | Christopher (scizsors) | 61.64 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 33071. | Christopher (latrion) | 61.64 | 75% | 2014-01-27 |
| 33072. | Mikro (geneosity) | 61.64 | 94% | 2012-02-13 |
| 33073. | teytey (teytey) | 61.64 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 33074. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 61.63 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 33075. | skibidi turkey (skibiditurkey) | 61.63 | 95% | 2025-01-20 |
| 33076. | cris (cosmicris) | 61.63 | 94% | 2024-01-15 |
| 33077. | CJ (cjhockeydude) | 61.63 | 96.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 33078. | Buggy (bugssey) | 61.63 | 95.5% | 2024-10-07 |
| 33079. | Rich (safety4zone) | 61.63 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 33080. | Melmar (mztk25) | 61.63 | 98.8% | 2024-09-22 |
| 33081. | iambluu (brandonluu145) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 33082. | helly (pret_) | 61.63 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 33083. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 61.63 | 96% | 2012-01-01 |
| 33084. | niraj (nirajkant) | 61.63 | 96% | 2012-04-19 |
| 33085. | Andre (andre_andrew) | 61.62 | 96.3% | 2024-03-06 |
| 33086. | P3rtang (pertang) | 61.62 | 97.1% | 2025-05-16 |
| 33087. | snake (snake6) | 61.62 | 95% | 2025-08-27 |
| 33088. | jwbn (jwbn) | 61.62 | 97% | 2024-10-23 |
| 33089. | Mr47 (diana47) | 61.62 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 33090. | Enzo (yujiro144) | 61.62 | 99% | 2025-12-03 |
| 33091. | Hyrum (hyrumcoop) | 61.62 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 33092. | Til (slow_and_steadys) | 61.61 | 97% | 2025-12-10 |
| 33093. | moneyballer (moneyballer101) | 61.61 | 94.7% | 2024-01-30 |
| 33094. | david (monkeyboots) | 61.61 | 96.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 33095. | wilidili (williamchow) | 61.61 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 33096. | Alexia (alexiaag) | 61.61 | 96.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 33097. | SkYzer (skyzer) | 61.61 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 33098. | Mohamed (free_palestine500) | 61.61 | 95% | 2023-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |