When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10248. | Stephenhs (stephenhs) | 82.51 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 10249. | Danny (dncoble) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10250. | Mattstak (mastak) | 82.50 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 10251. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.50 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 10252. | Aidan (aidan_amp) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10253. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 82.50 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 10254. | justin (imbigman) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 10255. | Ebi13579 (ebenezer13579) | 82.49 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 10256. | Nick (fastest_boy_alive) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 10257. | lemon (lemondemon) | 82.48 | 95.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 10258. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.47 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10259. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 82.47 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 10260. | Ariscottle (ariscottle3106) | 82.47 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 10261. | pluto (plutto) | 82.47 | 95.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10262. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 82.47 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 10263. | MeeTree (nyalon) | 82.47 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 10264. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 10265. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 82.46 | 97% | 2026-02-28 |
| 10266. | Astra (astraex) | 82.46 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 10267. | Luke (perspicacious) | 82.46 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 10268. | Jayro (miklolol) | 82.46 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 10269. | uty (tisurend) | 82.45 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 10270. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 82.45 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 10271. | catfree (catfree) | 82.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10272. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 82.45 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10273. | mingxuan (ubis) | 82.45 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 10274. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 82.45 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 10275. | Niels (picturetheory) | 82.45 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 10276. | HELLO THERE! (onetrueking) | 82.45 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 10277. | dill_wc (dill_wc) | 82.44 | 97.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |