So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6304. | (hidling) | 94.42 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 6305. | (gintoki) | 94.42 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 6306. | (anmolsaraswat) | 94.41 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6307. | BBIBBI (eddie110) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 6308. | (kaszanka12) | 94.40 | 99% | 2016-04-06 |
| 6309. | (juniorlenz) | 94.40 | 96% | 2013-11-10 |
| 6310. | (renditi0n) | 94.40 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 6311. | (waldenman) | 94.40 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 6312. | thog (thogs) | 94.40 | 99% | 2013-08-31 |
| 6313. | (alifeofregret) | 94.40 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 6314. | (elmieg) | 94.39 | 92% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6315. | (hakushi) | 94.39 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 6316. | (i_hack_cheaters) | 94.39 | 94% | 2012-05-03 |
| 6317. | (exdunn) | 94.39 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 6318. | Luis (duther) | 94.39 | 91% | 2015-12-04 |
| 6319. | Joseph (appledood123) | 94.38 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 6320. | (xbendaii) | 94.37 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 6321. | (enozservant) | 94.37 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 6322. | (pyrophilic) | 94.37 | 94% | 2013-07-20 |
| 6323. | cw (perpendd) | 94.37 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 6324. | (ghostgatts) | 94.36 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 6325. | (johnrb) | 94.36 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 6326. | (donkaso) | 94.36 | 97% | 2015-12-17 |
| 6327. | (christos) | 94.36 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 6328. | KimJongUnpaloompadoompetydo... | 94.35 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 6329. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 94.34 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 6330. | Rio (riokku) | 94.34 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 6331. | (blueresidue) | 94.33 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6332. | Merrick (skmq) | 94.33 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 6333. | (mistax) | 94.33 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |