Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 342. | (ranoa02) | 136.19 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 343. | (itskones) | 136.19 | 99% | 2016-05-29 |
| 344. | (sk8terboi723) | 136.18 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 345. | (lyntanyh) | 136.18 | 99% | 2015-01-07 |
| 346. | (rubberdome) | 136.17 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 347. | Hwangbro (darkfblazard) | 136.16 | 93% | 2014-01-27 |
| 348. | (chrisnk) | 136.12 | 98% | 2013-09-09 |
| 349. | Joana (jocho526) | 136.11 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 350. | (no_lifer) | 136.10 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 351. | (dragoomba) | 136.03 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 352. | jOn (jonsport) | 136.03 | 100% | 2022-10-27 |
| 353. | (kyuukyuu) | 136.02 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 354. | Gary (kareemhunt) | 135.95 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 355. | (somaliangirl) | 135.93 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 356. | (noomo) | 135.92 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 357. | (jokii) | 135.89 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 358. | permil (permil) | 135.74 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
| 359. | (returned) | 135.72 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 360. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 135.59 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 361. | (imfastafbooiii) | 135.54 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 362. | Steve (stev_cubed) | 135.53 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 363. | (zechscomes) | 135.47 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 364. | john (nothisisjohn) | 135.42 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 365. | Awheio (awheio) | 135.42 | 99% | 2015-06-30 |
| 366. | (aerynxx) | 135.41 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 367. | (10wpmtyper) | 135.36 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 368. | (disclo5ure) | 135.35 | 99% | 2018-10-04 |
| 369. | Ian (mithril_knight) | 135.35 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 370. | (shaynut) | 135.26 | 98% | 2015-06-27 |
| 371. | Brandon (unisykolist) | 135.23 | 100% | 2016-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |