The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22759. | Joe (suqmadiqmann) | 78.60 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 22760. | Eva (diablo72927) | 78.60 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 22761. | Noobleh (noobleh) | 78.60 | 92% | 2015-06-14 |
| 22762. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 78.60 | 95.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 22763. | sameer (samdcoder) | 78.59 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 22764. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 78.59 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 22765. | pz (pingzhi) | 78.59 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 22766. | Eric (itsme3ric) | 78.59 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 22767. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 78.59 | 100% | 2022-04-01 |
| 22768. | Roberto (who______) | 78.59 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 22769. | Alton (khl0310) | 78.59 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 22770. | Mastermind (shariq) | 78.59 | 97% | 2011-09-14 |
| 22771. | P (bo0ts) | 78.59 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 22772. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 78.58 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 22773. | Anders (andersvester) | 78.58 | 95% | 2013-11-25 |
| 22774. | Speeder (zberkom) | 78.58 | 94% | 2015-03-14 |
| 22775. | Victor (seasicksage) | 78.57 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 22776. | Professor (professorprotons) | 78.57 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 22777. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 78.57 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 22778. | Carlo (rapnu024) | 78.57 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 22779. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 78.57 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22780. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 78.57 | 99% | 2015-08-26 |
| 22781. | Snakypoutz (snakypoutz) | 78.57 | 91% | 2014-04-14 |
| 22782. | komikmangaid.blogspot.com (... | 78.57 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 22783. | Sweta (sweta.phpdev@gmail.com) | 78.56 | 98% | 2016-12-27 |
| 22784. | JEFF (wimpyjeff) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 22785. | jep (jepbdeguzman) | 78.56 | 98% | 2015-03-01 |
| 22786. | Dani (dklc) | 78.55 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 22787. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 78.55 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 22788. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 78.55 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |