So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20308. | Typinator (candymn3) | 67.85 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 20309. | Xavi (xavi) | 67.85 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 20310. | n (qxgjq_kjjjjhjhjk) | 67.84 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20311. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 67.84 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 20312. | L9898 (l9898) | 67.84 | 90% | 2013-04-23 |
| 20313. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 67.84 | 99% | 2015-05-30 |
| 20314. | Bao (b_lam) | 67.84 | 97% | 2011-07-01 |
| 20315. | Jon (blckhalo) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 20316. | AsiaSeries (adeepra) | 67.83 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20317. | smmr (smmr_flwr) | 67.83 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20318. | Migalya (madzika) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 20319. | who (whoyou) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 20320. | William (wilrob2) | 67.82 | 89% | 2015-09-24 |
| 20321. | Mr.ChiefMofoExecutive (theb... | 67.82 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 20322. | Atrello (atrello) | 67.82 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20323. | Kevin (resistance) | 67.82 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 20324. | Aditya (adityabj) | 67.81 | 95.6% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20325. | Matt (mattwolfmatt) | 67.81 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 20326. | Kenzen (kenzen18) | 67.81 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 20327. | Shayan (zackroos) | 67.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 20328. | p-shop (pshop) | 67.81 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 20329. | Evan (chmleon) | 67.81 | 91% | 2012-10-19 |
| 20330. | Hank (burnedbyburton) | 67.81 | 92% | 2011-09-02 |
| 20331. | park (perfecto) | 67.81 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 20332. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 67.80 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20333. | Martin (martinw89) | 67.79 | 96% | 2012-04-26 |
| 20334. | Dillon (slooth) | 67.79 | 86% | 2012-11-28 |
| 20335. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 20336. | I miss her (shivam30072001) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20337. | Stefan (zekan) | 67.79 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |