And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18145. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 82.34 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 18146. | Dol (indiff) | 82.34 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 18147. | Jay (jay1723) | 82.33 | 91% | 2015-11-29 |
| 18148. | Brenda (bjschevy) | 82.33 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 18149. | qqii (thelostqqii) | 82.32 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 18150. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 82.32 | 98% | 2014-02-17 |
| 18151. | Damin (dtuffour) | 82.32 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 18152. | Karsten (karstenlee094) | 82.32 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 18153. | bich (play_girl1881) | 82.32 | 98% | 2011-10-29 |
| 18154. | tunggul (entjup) | 82.32 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 18155. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 82.31 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 18156. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 82.31 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 18157. | Michael (mikeycc) | 82.31 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 18158. | riptide (riptide124) | 82.31 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 18159. | george (gosha_bu) | 82.31 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 18160. | Stephen (17kisern) | 82.31 | 93% | 2015-11-04 |
| 18161. | Alexander (solchild) | 82.30 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 18162. | Naifis (perfecterror) | 82.30 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 18163. | Ganpil (narenraja) | 82.30 | 99% | 2015-01-30 |
| 18164. | deget (deget) | 82.30 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 18165. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 82.30 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 18166. | Accuracy (attempts_at_accur... | 82.29 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 18167. | Irfan (magictoast) | 82.29 | 90% | 2017-03-23 |
| 18168. | Nate (leclownfou) | 82.29 | 97% | 2015-10-29 |
| 18169. | Cendy (this3fingies) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 18170. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.28 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 18171. | Russell (neoques) | 82.28 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 18172. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 82.28 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 18173. | Luca (lorentsz) | 82.28 | 97% | 2012-12-17 |
| 18174. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 82.28 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |