I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5601. | Nikhil (haddr) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 5602. | Martin (watchieboy) | 99.72 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5603. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 99.70 | 96% | 2017-04-22 |
| 5604. | Bonk (god_bonk) | 99.69 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5605. | Harry (triwizardchampion) | 99.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 5606. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 99.67 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5607. | Lord (evoo_rulez) | 99.66 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 5608. | Michael (mmorizono) | 99.66 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 5609. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 99.66 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 5610. | connie (conxlee) | 99.66 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 5611. | Fraser (attract_) | 99.65 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5612. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 99.64 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 5613. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 99.64 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5614. | #EndCars (stratmann) | 99.64 | 99.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5615. | J (average_typer95) | 99.64 | 97.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5616. | Grey (all_greay) | 99.64 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 5617. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 99.63 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5618. | perf (perf) | 99.63 | 99.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 5619. | Andy (djentalman) | 99.62 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5620. | Aidan (4acl) | 99.62 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5621. | Vincent (democrip) | 99.61 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 5622. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 99.61 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5623. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 99.61 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 5624. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 5625. | Jamie Muir (nalarium) | 99.59 | 97.6% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5626. | Dylan (vermie) | 99.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5627. | zheqe (zheqe) | 99.59 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5628. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.58 | 99.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5629. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 99.57 | 97.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5630. | qwertz (mynameiswayne) | 99.57 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |