Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4836. | (312211) | 99.23 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4837. | NiceOne (pkzviiv) | 99.23 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 4838. | (czarlol) | 99.21 | 99% | 2017-11-29 |
| 4839. | (cobbler) | 99.21 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 4840. | (genzeleam) | 99.20 | 94% | 2011-08-20 |
| 4841. | (quantumtheory3) | 99.20 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
| 4842. | (markthesecond) | 99.20 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 4843. | Jack (alwaysk84hockey) | 99.19 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4844. | Jason (weekly5112) | 99.17 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 4845. | Andrew (xj04129) | 99.17 | 98% | 2015-10-22 |
| 4846. | (kon2114) | 99.16 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 4847. | (theguywiththelaptopkeyboard) | 99.16 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 4848. | (eastsideboyz) | 99.16 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
| 4849. | Aum (aum123) | 99.15 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 4850. | (duniyadnd) | 99.15 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 4851. | kpezpz (sobreezy) | 99.15 | 95% | 2011-07-12 |
| 4852. | (ivanlendl) | 99.14 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 4853. | perdillo (perdillo) | 99.14 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| 4854. | (doughnutcake) | 99.14 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4855. | (alchemist11) | 99.13 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 4856. | (concurrent) | 99.13 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 4857. | (xxradguyxx) | 99.13 | 95% | 2017-05-29 |
| 4858. | (pathfinder14) | 99.12 | 98% | 2012-11-16 |
| 4859. | (sujithraj) | 99.12 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 4860. | (mattcamgolf) | 99.12 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 4861. | (krakatoafoon) | 99.12 | 99% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4862. | (snailking) | 99.12 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 4863. | Tokii (suzu) | 99.12 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 4864. | (narutozumaki) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 4865. | (0dyss3y) | 99.11 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |