The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2058. | (daimyo) | 65.10 | 95% | 2011-11-19 |
| 2059. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 65.10 | 98.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2060. | (c6h12n2o6) | 65.10 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 2061. | (kevinneeraj) | 65.09 | 90% | 2012-07-17 |
| 2062. | (llllllllllll_1) | 65.08 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 2063. | (shadow72927) | 65.08 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 2064. | (bermuda) | 65.07 | 95% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2065. | (kristophersson) | 65.07 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 2066. | (renegetheplague) | 65.07 | 93% | 2011-08-28 |
| 2067. | (chimp9240) | 65.07 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 2068. | (artin_phares) | 65.06 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 2069. | (bboyjava) | 65.06 | 93% | 2012-11-16 |
| 2070. | (karthikn) | 65.06 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 2071. | (rooroo42) | 65.05 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 2072. | (gunreddi) | 65.05 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2073. | Khoulah (khoulahikhsan) | 65.05 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
| 2074. | (drfetus_in_a_jar) | 65.04 | 86% | 2017-05-16 |
| 2075. | perdillo (perdillo) | 65.04 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 2076. | (samago) | 65.04 | 97% | 2014-02-05 |
| 2077. | (earle) | 65.04 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 2078. | (race_again) | 65.03 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 2079. | (jmls) | 65.02 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2080. | (evelynji) | 65.02 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2081. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 65.01 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 2082. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 65.00 | 94% | 2014-12-01 |
| 2083. | (obeytheshihtzu) | 64.99 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 2084. | (bundinhas2) | 64.99 | 93% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2085. | (dr0llingice) | 64.99 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
| 2086. | (normiex) | 64.99 | 95% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2087. | (marcin27z) | 64.98 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |