And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10620. | Chao (cqsheng) | 96.45 | 96% | 2013-07-24 |
| 10621. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 96.45 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 10622. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 96.45 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
| 10623. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 96.44 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 10624. | Emanuel (aquaregia) | 96.44 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 10625. | monkaS (rikio) | 96.44 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 10626. | Tim (tim28) | 96.43 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 10627. | Vincenzo (chlapcek21) | 96.43 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 10628. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 96.43 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 10629. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 96.43 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| 10630. | Jay (jayrealx2) | 96.42 | 94% | 2012-05-26 |
| 10631. | veirt (exlog) | 96.42 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10632. | James (billybreathe5) | 96.42 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 10633. | fletcher (camlukfle19) | 96.41 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 10634. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 96.41 | 99% | 2016-07-10 |
| 10635. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 96.41 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10636. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 96.40 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 10637. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 96.40 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 10638. | Pin (chessmani) | 96.40 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 10639. | perdillo (perdillo) | 96.40 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 10640. | l (lk128) | 96.40 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
| 10641. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.39 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 10642. | blue (bluedragon_) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 10643. | Michael (mlyeager) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10644. | Sia (siadymensia) | 96.39 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 10645. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 96.38 | 100% | 2021-01-10 |
| 10646. | Michael (mercury28) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10647. | Lucas (lyxell95) | 96.38 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 10648. | Aventus (aventus) | 96.38 | 91% | 2015-08-03 |
| 10649. | kalski (kalski) | 96.37 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |